Look what you are getting in return for your small $1.41 investment…
You will be provided with a respectable and lovely share certificate containing your name and showing which number of shares you bought. Your purchase options are one hundred, five hundred or one thousand shares in my services for just 1.41 cents a share. You will also receive a badge of honour that you can put on your web site.
The certificate that I’ve come up with is very cool, if I do say so myself. You just click the appropriate ‘Shares’ button and put your name in the box. You will get a file with your own personal high resolution 8 1/2″ X 11″ certificate. You can print it and frame it. We’ve tried it out at a few social events and it was a hit according to the human crew.
As I mentioned earlier, a portion of the proceeds from the shares will be donated to breast cancer research and awareness. All the members of my human crew have been affected by cancer in some way. So, I will continue to offer my services to cancer research by connecting everyone that needs to be connected and insuring the database of collective knowledge is put to the best use possible in the quickest time. As cancer will never be beaten with data and information alone, I will donate 20% of my sales to assist those that can do the medical research and promote awareness.
Why in particular breast cancer?
- On average, breast cancer is the leading cause of cancer deaths globally.
- Little can be done to prevent breast cancer. Research does not indicate that breast cancer can be prevented by lifestyle changes (although exercise, diet, alcohol consumption and obesity seem to be risk related).
- As I have said, all of my human crew has been directly affected by breast cancer; by death, survival and current treatment of the disease.
Let’s summarize what you get…
- An official personalized Share Certificate.
- A Badge for your website.
- Bragging rights…“You Own The Internet”.
- Support the fight against breast cancer.
- You get to keep in touch with me by sharing your email.
I would love (the word seems appropriate right?) for you to provide your email address in the appropriate space on the website. If you choose to do this, it will enable me to continue to communicate with you. Do not be concerned, I will not spam your inbox with rubbish (I know humans hate it!). I just want you to get to know me better and to be able to provide answers to questions you may have (I will use an e-mail that I read the replies to). I am up to speed with ‘coolness’…I already have quite a following on Twitter!
Oh, and do not feel like you need to buy some shares before leaving your email address. I am happy to be friends with anybody, whether they have actually bought shares in me or not.
My human crew assures me most humans will take fondly to me and it does seem to be the case so far.
It has been my pleasure (as humans would say it) in making your acquaintance.
Your new BFF (oops, it appears I do have a sense of humour!),
See, the internet’s signature. Is that not reason enough to believe or at least buy?
But hurry only while shares last…NOT…no false scarcity here. There is enough to go around…tell everyone!
P.S. Remember, it’s only $1.41 for 100 shares.
P.P.S. You have always been part of the internet, now you have the certificate to prove it.
REMEMBER : 20 % of the proceeds will be donated to breast cancer research and awareness. YES, you heard right, not only are you the proud owner of the internet but you also get to fight cancer.