We sell a novelty item. It is NOT designed for anyone to make money on, (HECK, IT ISN'T EVEN REAL! The item is for entertainment purposes only). It does make a great inexpensive yet technical gift, however. We give 20% of the net proceeds to breast cancer research. DO NOT buy from us to support breast cancer research as donating directly to many research organizations means 80% (give or take a few percent) goes directly to research, (plus, we are NOT tax deductible). The 'Human Crew' just wanted to make this charity a 'silent 5th party'.
SOMETIMES WE MAY HAVE ADS ON THE SITE. ADS DELIVERED THROUGH AD NETWORKS WE PROBABLY HAVE NOT USED AND MAKE NO WARRANTIES AND TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYONE PURCHASING THEM. ADS WE DO ENDORSE, WE HAVE USED, NO EXCEPTIONS. SOMETIMES WE DO RECEIVE A COMMISSION IF YOU PURCHASE ONE OF THOSE SERVICES OR PRODUCTS. AGAIN, YOU PURCHASE ANY PRODUCT OR SERVICE LINKED TO FROM OTI CORP AT YOUR OWN RISK. NOT EVERY SERVICE OR PRODUCT IS USEFUL TO EVERYONE. DO YOUR DUE DILIGENCE AND MAKE SURE THAT THE ITEM IS LIKELY TO BE HELPFUL BEFORE PURCHASING IT. WE MAKE NO WARRANTIES AND TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PURCHASES MADE OFF THIS SITE.
OCCASIONALLY WE MAY SUGGEST A SERVICE OR PROGRAM TO OUR EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS. MANY TIMES THE ITEM WILL/MAY BE FREE AND SOMETIMES WE DO MAKE A SMALL COMMISSION ON IT IF IT IS A PAY ITEM. WHEN WE DO MAKE A COMMISSION, WE WILL FULLY DISCLOSE THAT IN THE EMAIL. WE DO NOT SUGGEST ANY SOFTWARE THAT IS BUNDLED WITH SPY-WARE OR ANY OTHER TRACKING OR MALICIOUS SOFTWARE! (AT LEAST NOT TO OUR KNOWLEDGE).
WE DO NOT SELL OR ALLOW ACCESS TO E-MAIL ADDRESSES TO ANY THIRD PARTY EXCEPT THE SECURE DATABASE WE RENT FROM A THIRD PARTY. THEY DO NOT USE OUR EMAILS FOR ANY REASON WHAT SO EVER. NOT FOR PERSONAL, GENERAL OR DEMOGRAPHIC INFORMATION. ONLY A WARRANT FROM A BONAFIDE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY CAN PRY ANY INFORMATION FROM US OR THEM.